musings from an unknown

Awkward Moments with My Best Friend

• MC: This is probably my best awkward moment OF ALL TIME. Ok. So I'm on my way home and I pull off at a gas station. I come back out and as I'm walking to my car I see a mark. I think "oh hell no somebody hit my car!" I zone in on the spot and keep on walking. I can't tell if its dirt or a mark so I take my shoe and scrape at it. It was dirt. Still zoned in on that spot I try to unlock my door but it won't work. I jiggle the handle and it still won't open. I'm INCHES away from the window at this point. I then look into the car to see a FULLY GROWN MAN SITTING IN THE DRIVERS SEAT! We make eye contact for a good five seconds. I scream at the top of my lungs, realize its not my car, stand there frozen in horror continuing to keep direct eye contact. Then I just turn around and literally sprint to my car. Likr I hauled ass and never looked back. I drove off as fast as I could but I'm so shaken up I had tio pull over at the nextt station. That's where I am right now. I'm shaking. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? Oh yeah I forgot to mention that it obvi wasn't my car...
• Me: Hahaha omg funniest thing ever!!!! U make my life!!!!